we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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