He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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