I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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