Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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