You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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