how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
