I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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