Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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