why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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