I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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