Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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