I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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