I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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