Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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