So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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