Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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