just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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