Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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