Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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