He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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