He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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