If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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