then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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