whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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