I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
