I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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