Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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