if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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