Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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