he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
either way he was missing a nipple.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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