"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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