? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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