i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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