I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
are you so shy because you have an std?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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