i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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