Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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