If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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