Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you win again, gameday.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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