We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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