I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
