y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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