4 words: hood of his car
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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