i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
