wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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