Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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