It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We got so high we made milksteak
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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