love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
