I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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