talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We have started to decorate penises.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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