Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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