at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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